I went out for Chinese food with my darling husband and parents to celebrate my husband's birthday. At the end of the meal, we each received our requisite fortune cookie with the check. Appropriately, my fortune read, "Pleasures await you by the seashore."
Considering I am two days away from receiving my wings, I think this is a sign I will be getting paid to lounger on the beach within the week! How did I come to lead such a charmed existence?